What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?